Douglas, just give up. You cannae beat me and Castleger 'cos we're best internet mates. Do yourself a favour and google "famous douglas's". Won't take you too long to go through the results.
I'm afraid I'm not quite understanding your humour today Douglas. Please phrase it differently and I'll give you my feedback. Chocs away sir.
Don't cry young Neville sir. I'm sure the quality of yon ecstasy tablets shall improve in the near future young man. Chin up.
Douglas, you're back. Nice to hear from you young man. Have by any chance had the opportunity to view Underbelly? most satisfying viewing experience I can assure you.