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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Go travelling across South America

    Punch a Swan in the throat without getting attacked

    Drive a Buggati Veyron

    Shoot a RPG

    Rape Gambol
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I had a threesome...

    Me and both my hands!


    Actually did have one (once) when I was in Ibiza ... it was ok, but one of the burds was much prettier than the other, so I was just pumping her most of the time!
     
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  3. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Unless there are photos it didnae happen.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Unfortunatley for me it was back in the day when mobile phones only phoned n texted!

    Approx 15 years ago.
     
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  5. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    No Polaroid, you could of discretly got a snap off with that halogen like flash.

    Or as Insp Dev would say, very convienent.
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poor swan <cry>
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Skydive into India in a shark cage while pumping two birds who are minor royalty and clutching the winning lottery ticket between my firm and muscular buttocks.

    Thats monday taken care of, I`ll have to think about the rest of the week and get back to you <ok>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** the cage

    [video=youtube;d-1xU0VfJ-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1xU0VfJ-g[/video]
     
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  10. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I saw this the other day.. Truly mental that bird is.. I just hope they film it when one shark rips her to pieces.. Would make great entertainment and would definitely be good for animals do the funniest things <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Disny count unless the birds get in aboot each other anaw. Otherwise it's just shaggin two burds at the same time.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well I take it me riding a hooker while she licks my ex bird's minge in a hotel room in Frankfurt counts then?
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye they fired into each other .... plenty of kissing n fingers but nae diving!!!
     
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    I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
     
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    She has bigger balls than me, that's for sure
     
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