What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

In my experience honey is only good with proper oats. If you put it in the instant stuff it often gets soaked up by the porridge and just goes rubbish.

As Chief says, if you want decent porridge then use proper oats, not the crap in sachets - that's purely for when you want to be as quick as possible.

 

Was that on the news in the past few months? Think I saw a bloke go there.

 

Not to fussed about the time it takes just the taste! And this ****e is awful.

 

The only Man v Food challenges that interest me are the ones involving good food like steak or lobster. Those giant burger ones are just ****ing stupid cos the bun means the challenge is basically "can you eat an entire loaf of bread". No thanks, I'm not stoned and I'm not a student.

Unfortunately the only one near me is the "Ashvale Whale" which is a 1lb battered haddock fillet. Not at all appealing - if I want a one pound fish I'll just ask this guy:

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Cheese and pickle sandwiches today.. I've not made them yet but I have the urge for them.

 

I think I'm going for egg mayonnaise. Not had that for aqges.

 

I'm having a ready made curry for lunch. Not usually a fan of ready meals but they are sometimes conveniant. However I came across Welsh curries in the chiller isle there are a few of them and are by far the best ready made curries I've ever had.

 

Cheese and branston butties for dinner, chicken casserole for tea.

Which is good because I had a McD breakfast this morning, like a siren it called me in as I drove up the A465. Was starving, had to be done.

 

couple of lines for brekkie, few more later.

 

Shag a few hookers too?

 

****ing pervert

 

Charlie Sheen living the dream.

 

I supply dreams. Amoungst other things.

 

So what the **** are people having for dinner tonight?

I'm off to a wedding reception where I expect high quality finger buffet food.

 

I'm going out for tea tonight for my mates 30th.

I think I say go for garlic mussels.

 

Garlic mussels is not a tea that's dinner. Tea is having a bacon buttie or beans on toast.. Ie not a proper meal.

 

Friday night is pizza night. Got a couple of 14" bad boys from Asda to help me slip into a food induced coma for the rest of the evening.

The key decision is Stella or Peroni.

 

Asda pizzas are good. Have you tried the lamb sizzler??

 

No, will have to pop that one on the list. Meat feast all the way usually

 

takeaway curry probably. Couple of good films on tonight latish, but they clash. Southern Comfort and Three Kings.

Pigged myself yesterday. Had meat and potato pie and beans for lunch, forgetting I had a full roast waiting at home