Football Talk, I know, I know!

Rumours rife that Robbie Keane is on the verge of re-signing for Celtic. A loan deal with a clause to buy at the end of the season.

 

pish

 

Bull Spurs don't have any fit strikers to loan us him and he said that the SPL was pish and we wouldn't be back.

 

Spurs apparently on the verge of signing someone else. Celtic have had an offer of £5m turned down. A mid table premiership club had a bid of £6.5m accepted, but Keane refused to discuss terms with them.

All rumours of course.

I don't believe it either. I just thought I'd share.

 

how many ****in strikers you got ffs?

 

Inculding Fotrune and Sammy none!

 

Don't forget Murphy and Maloney!

 

Tina, are you blonde?

 

Yes. But the carpet and curtains don't match.

 

Like an aeroplane...

Flying with a black box!

 

I'll just say yes, even though I've no idea what you're talking about.

 

That's a new one to me, I thought it was collar n cuffs.

Anyway does that mean your heads not shaved as well???

 

More like a shiny box

 

I could explain it - but I won't...cause it's not funny really!

 

If they did match, I'd be like that comical looking referee who's retired now.

 

He is a fanny

 

we need photos to properly explain this tina

 

Nae chance Dougie, the closest we'll get is looking a pictures of Nikki Lauda's ears

 

Visual aids. A strain of aids that just affects the eyes.