Do you need a hand with your packing? No I've just bought a ****ing banana and a sandwich, I think I'll manage.
People who stop at the end of the escalator with their heads up their arse deciding which way to go! I mean they must know where they're going otherwise why get on the damned thing! Many more but this is the number one at the moment.
Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh that really pisses me off and they look so angry when you undertake them