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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    The usual. Getting pissed with American Football lot, volunteering to be pushed in a trolley, causing **** in a club (and indeed on the way to the club by hugging random strangers). A lot of fun.
     
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  2. Joe!

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    Clubbing is ****, but I keep going and I don't know why. Makes me hate myself a little bit.
     
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  3. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Oh indeed, nothing out of the way then.
     
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  4. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    This woman is depressing!
     
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  5. PompeyLapras

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    I wish I could go clubbing
     
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  6. Dan

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    I don't, because it's **** and expensive.
     
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  7. Joe!

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    Go down to Portugal and AdamBanana will show you a good time.

    Try telling drunk Joe that.
     
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  8. Dan

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    Have you seen Banana on Twitter? Ridiculous, he's such a moron, it's hilarious :p

    Drunk Joe can get to ****, drunk Dan knows best.
     
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    Banana is currently private messaging me all about his sexual exploits and 'tactics' in Portugal...
     
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    I think I'll pass on clubbing with Banana thanks.

    Unfortunately I know no-one here and I don't want to go to a club on my own cause that'd be sad. The only people I know are the gym staff so maybe I could convince them to goooooo.
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I love how quick the Irish talk when they get angered.
     
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  12. Joe!

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    "Hate all you obese people."

    "Why do Brandy, Whisky and Wine all taste so similar? Antifreeze?"

    Ahh this is gonna be a good read.
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    You want to see my inbox. Full of him telling me how he plans to cum in a swimming pool.
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else seen these doing the rounds?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    That stuff, sexual harassment of random females etc :p he told me to **** myself once, and regularly says "NFL is **** xD" whenever I tweet about it :(
     
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  16. Joe!

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    Hopefully not a public swimming pool. Does this plan involve first having sex in a pool, or just tugging it in one? Either way, I suspect he might find it to be somewhat of a let-down.
     
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    The first. He's also trying to set up a threesome.
     
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    And to think some of you were complain about what I wrote about chicks. Hypercritical or what.........
     
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    Please point out to me where any one of us has said something degrading about women.
     
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    Things like that are why I just ignore him.
     
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