The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

The only straws around here are those grey straggly things on yer sweaty balls and there's be no clutching at those
Manc math
54,000 = 659m

 

Just heard that Arsene Wenger questioned why people were looking at him at his press conference

 

It's always the same. You wait ****ing ages for a Bluff post and then two come along at once...

 

I welcome the occasional Liverpool win as they give BBF the confidence to entertain us with his rabid ramblings.

 

No wonder the Irish economy failed.

"Hey dere Paddy, should we conduct some market research te see how our new product will be received in da global markets?"
"Nah, fook dat, I ain't askin every fooker in da whole world. Let's just go back to growin' potatoes"

True story bro

 

the treble is on.

 

Actually its because the Republic adopted the same equation with their housing market as your stats company did with your "follower" figures.

House worth 40k? extrapolate that up to 150k? And since 5 people inquired about them, that surely means 5000 are definitely going to buy them so build that many.....

Have you heard of Manchester? Yes: **** that means this entire country supports United!

 

You'd think they'd learn from their mistakes. May be better off getting used to pasta

 

RIP Bluff.

 

Not sure what those two posts have in common, I think you might be too drunk, or not drunk enough?

Pished on a Monday evening? tut tut.

 

Better than being used to horse meat there lads, enjoy chowing down on 20 year old romanian work horse

Brits can barely spell cuisine let alone make it or know what it is, Tim Lovejoy doesn't count Only the Finns are worse.

 

I'd rather eat horse than pasta

 

I'd rather eat Pasta than Rim mancs unlike some of our members

 

Am surprised you got room for anything else after all the dongs you put away

 

Nothing wrong with a bit of meat

 

I was thinking more of potato famines, but with respect to ^, so would I

 

I don't mind pasta but TBF I'm not that fussy when it comes to eating meat (queue the gags there), couldn't give a crap (and again) if its horse. Hell, I'd eat dog, cat or even a rat if it was prepared properly

 

the odds are you've had all of the above already, bar potatoes

 

Happy Repday everyone.

 

There's a ****ing twatting thread for this ****ing horseshit