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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. 3-0 up now and apparently playing well - but against a half-baked Swansea with one and a half eyes on the cup final next week. The glory days are back - or so their deluded fans will be spouting later this evening....
     
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  2. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Didn't you know next year is our year?

    Thought everyone knew that... <whistle>
     
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  3. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Rodgers is a genius again and his plan will bring back the glory days, until he loses and he's tactically inept and, perhaps most insulting of all, they'll say Dalglish would do a better job!
     
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  4. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Love is in the air...

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    :D
     
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  5. The Mighty Thor

    The Mighty Thor Well-Known Member

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    Flash in the pan result.
     
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  6. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    A bit like your CL exploits.
     
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  7. shotton

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    You do know the Spuds are the new deluded lot right. Talking of PL title and CL finals when you're clearly a one man team, Atleast make sure you get that 4th place first. If not for Bale you lot are miserable and i'm sure most of you'll are aware of that.
     
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  8. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you lot have still got some fight in you, you'd gone as quiet as... well... Mousers <ok>
     
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  9. Boss

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    They're getting closer to our "one man team", should we be worried? ... our ONE man team has gained more points then their ELEVEN man team.
     
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  10. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    They've got Luis "World Class" Suarez, if he's World Class and they're in midtable they are very much the one man team.
     
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  11. shotton

    shotton New Member

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    And yes despite having 'world class' Suarez we've not performed to the level we are capable of or at least not more consistently, hence we've at times got teams like Brom, swansea ahead of us.
    That's more' to do with us under performing and clubs like you lot riding on some serious luck :D
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Yep, we've had some very lucky penalties recently. Oh, wait...
     
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  13. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Ah of course! The league table only shows which teams are luckiest :D It's only to be expected that you get some bad luck after lucking so many top 4 finishes, I guess.
     
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  14. You, my friend, are a tool.
    But thanks for the valuable insight all the same.
     
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  15. shotton

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    Looking back at your post, woudn't make me any more a tool than you.
     
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    "You do know the Spuds are the new deluded lot right. Talking of PL title and CL finals when you're clearly a one man team, Atleast make sure you get that 4th place first. If not for Bale you lot are miserable and i'm sure most of you'll are aware of that."

    Now, I may have been a trifle harsh and direct in my comment, for which I apologise. But frankly, as your entire comeback is based on a false premise that no one on this Forum -or anywhere else for that matter - has even alluded to, I think maybe you should pick your challenges a bit more wisely.
     
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  17. RRich

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    I see the mousers are piping up. Dead quiet after their pathetic displays midweek.

    One man team with goofy today.

    Next thing we'll hear is how they are going to finish in the top two again!
     
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  18. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Anyone catch MOTD2 tonight?

    Filmed on the klanfield pitch with 'punditry' from Carragher, Michael Owen and Rodgers himself. They could have at least made a vague attempt to keep up the premise of neutrality.
     
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  19. I must say, this is what I feared might happen.

    Just when it seemed that history was about to beat the delusion out of the average Mouser, they go and get a lucky result against a very ordinary Swansea XI.

    Sure, they'll have all been out tonight, in their shell-suits, partying hard to Cilla Black and Holly Johnson records, and I would not want to deny them a little bit of "party" time, to let go of some of the hurt and misery that has dogged them these past three or four seasons, but the problem is that the average Mouser finds it extremely difficult to separate fact from fantasy. Idiots like DayDoDoeDon'tDayDo will be, once again, proclaiming BRENTan Rodgers to be the resurrected Bill Shankley, and Zingy will be dusty off his scarf from the 70s (the one with the faded image of Stevie Highway on it).

    This result changes nothing. Indeed, it will do nothing other than to invite more misery into the lives of the average Mouser, since the next match, and the defeat that is surely to come will prove the Swansea match to have been nothing more than a false dawn.

    And, you know what? It's not even the thought of chirpy Mousers invading our board with their misplaced bravado over the next few days that concerns me, since they are entertaining enough; it's the fact that complete and utter numpties like Stan Collymore, Mark Saggers and other assorted Klanfield-loving media pundits will be rubbing their cocks with glee, and telling us all how 'Pool really do have what's needed to finish in the top 4. It's all so bloody predictable, and so very tiresome.
     
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    reading this i haven't laughed so much in a long time,is Shotton Stan Boardman in disguise?,because his is a comedian,if he believes that ****e!!
     
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