Told my mate I had a hot date with an Italian Stallion - sounds a lot better than saying I'm sitting at home eating a Findus lasagne for one... Edit: ****ing 'ell BS Man, there is a line that you just don't cross. You must be a mile over it!
what does an irishman have on his beefburger? 5 pound each way!! [as told by an irishman in suzies saloon,amsterdam]