Drinking to be allowed back on the terraces?

The drinks are normally so bloody expensive I don't know why anybody would want to have their drinks there...

The minute the Gallowgate get's a cocktail bar and a butler running backwards and forwards for my amusement, bringing various concoctions for my delectation, and dances like Shakira on command, I'll be up for this, but until then it seems pointless.

 

Where do I send my application form to Gandalf?

I'd like to be considered for the position of Head Butler - and I don't mean a Butler who is higher up than other Butlers.

 

Just send me a letter applying for the position of Head Butler along with a cheque for £500.00 and the job will be your's as soon as the cheque has cleared.

 

Bargain! Cheque is in the post. Are you any good at catching?

<boing, boing>

 

Hmmm... this is the last time I use an agency!

 

But you haven't seen my Shakira impersonation!

 

Have you tried both?

 

I was wondering this!

 

Me too!
Too much experience in the past of drunken fools at matches.

At least the 45 minutes of each half allow them to sober up slightly!!

 

I've been drunk at precisely two games. Both during the first year back...

Hanging on for a pee from the 10th minute is definitely not my idea of fun

 

Don't think I've ever been what you could call drunk at a game, had many a pint after the game though.

 

Wise man

 

Always the best way - to celebrate/commiserate/cogitate/contemplate!!