A man is watching West Ham from his usual seat but for some reason sat next to him this week is a man with a dog. West Ham are playing Really badly on this particular day but every time they get possession the dog starts to bark with encouragement. In the 85th minute they get their first corner of the game and the dog goes absolutely mental. "Why does your dog do that?" asks the first man. "I don't know, he's a West Ham fan, it's just what he's like" replies the owner. "So what does he do when they score?" he asks. "Well I don't really know, I've only had him a year....."
whats the difference between wetshams goalkeeper, and a taxi driver ? a taxi driver will only let 4 in.
A West Hammer fan walks past a corner shop and spots a video for sale entitled "West Ham - The Golden Years" Enthused, the supporter asks the shopkeeper "How much for the video mate ?" "ã200 mate" replies the shopkeeper. "ã200 for a video?" says the fan, "Yer having a laugh!" "Oh no" the shopkeeper replies "The video's only a fiver, but the Betamax player will cost you ã195" Carlton Cole is ill, so Avram Grant offered to go shopping for him. While in the local supermarket, he bumps into Kenny Jacket. "Hey Avram, what in god's name are you doing here?" "I'm getting a bag of potatoes for Carlton Cole" "Sounds like a fair swap to me!" Kenny knows best!
A bad dose of flu had laid up most of the Lions team. Only Harris and Moro were fit to play. "Who we playin' then, boyo?" asks Moro. "Only Shammers." says Harris 'No problem, then, boyo" says Moro, "Should be OK." So the two of them front up against the might of Wet Sham. By half time they are leading 20-0. In the shed Moro says "This all cobblers,boyo, I'll leave you to finish the game, I'm off to the pub." An hour later Haris joins Moro in the bar. "All done then, boyo?" "Yea" says Harris. "What was the final score?" "We won, 30-29" "How did they manage to get 29?" "Damned if I know." says Harris scratching his bonce, "I got sent off ten minutes into the second half."
Eyetie hows the Mrs ? Giving you lots of grief i hope hows it going to be on match days for you for a peaceful life guess the best result is a draw,,,,,
No Mighty,she's not given me much abuse at all. Maybe cos it was my 40th at the weekend Well,i'll be going to the home game,she's banned. And she'll go to the Den. I might,but after the last time i went,i vowed never to go again.We'll see.
Millwallsteve i dont know if you know Eyetie or not but he is a friend not foe he will take all the banter he will dish it out too no worries,, if you dont know him would be good if you welcomed him to our not 606 board,,,,, then you can tell him to **** off again
