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OT- Oscar Pistorious in shooting

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  1. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    it's really very tragic and sad and I know we shouldn't laugh about something so horrible, but.... That's funny.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Feb 15, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    <doh> Same old Jimbo, always fleet footed and on the ball.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    The sequel to Blade Runner should be good.
     
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  4. H13789

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    Probably thought she was a replicant!
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Such a shame, he had the world at his knees..............

    Anyway they've found evidence at the house which should see him cleared of all charges................footprints.

    Sorry I couldn't help it.

    Bit of a shocker to be honest, all that money, a model girlfriend, sponsors lined up around the block, beautiful house, the whole bloody works!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2013
  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    A chat-up line I've heard (and did not make up and pass around :bandit:)...

    "Baby, I'll go down on you like a Pistorius Victim"

    It is a shame though. I don't think Keeva realised her suggestion of "gun-tag" would be shot-down quite so ironically.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    " Now then Mr. Pistorius would you like to tell us where you were between 12 o' clock and 4am "

    " I was in Cape Town getting fitted for some new prosthetic legs "

    " Mr. Pistorius, that sounds to me like a false alibi "
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Off with his head Jim.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I had the best valentines day ever. I had sex with the most gorgeous fit blonde I have ever seen.

    Being the mortuary assistant in Pretoria has its perks.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> Oh Pouch... You are going to hell my friend...


    Poor Oscar, despite of all his wealth, he was always just a few inches from a bum...
     
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  12. maverix123

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    At least he took his missus out on Valentine's Day.
     
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