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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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  2. Lord Beer

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    I hope they are more interesting than Michael Owen, He bores the **** out of me. Horse ****ing mercanary.
     
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  3. SirBR

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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Dexter Blackstock has just asked for some good news tempted to write

    Good news Swanseas going to Wembley
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Cruel.

    NFFC are bookies favourites to reach play off semis again next season.
     
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    overseasTOON, May 17, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    ok i wont then someone else prob will
     
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  7. SirBR

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    If he puts a stupid comment up he'll get a stupid comment back :D

    Reply back with: Good News NUFC are still in the premiership <ok>
     
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  8. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    "Bad news: had to get a new rear view mirror
    Good news: still no sign Forrest in the new one"
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, May 17, 2011
  9. overseasTOON

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    Is Perch on Twitter?

    Link them up :)
     
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    overseasTOON, May 17, 2011
  10. SirBR

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    No he isn't, he can't read, write or use computers.
     
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  13. Sir Bobby

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    Just looking at Shaka's and in successive years Reading, Newcastle, Portsmouth and West Ham have been relegated (all his previous clubs and also the order in which he played for them) <ghost>
     
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    That figures.
     
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    Anyone read in the match programme a while ago, Perch said he was colourblind? Certainly explains the Stoke own goal.
     
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    He can't get away that easily.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Re, he can't get away that easily.

    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one third my size
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He musta thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    My car went into passing gear
    And we took off with gust (whoosh)
    Soon we were going ninety
    Musta left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    Now we were doing a hundred and ten
    This certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    Now we're going a hundred twenty
    As fast as I can go
    The Rambler pulled along side of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fella rolled down his window
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
     
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  18. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Shame he had two spells at West Ham.
     
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