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The Official Everton & Liverpool Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by shogs, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    1 final and 0 wins in 17.75 years isn't a failure? Thanks for claryifying the People's Club's ambitions <ok>

    I suppose since we both lost our last FA Cup final and you have "won the points" for the last 3.5 years we will have to console ourselves with

    2 FA Cups
    4 League Cups
    2 Community Shields
    1 Champions League
    1 UEFA Cup
    2 UEFA Super Cups

    and "winning the points" for about a decade and a half since your last trophy <ok>
     
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  2. Tobes

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    We last lost in the cup final in 2009 so what the **** are you on about there? Since 2006 your trophy 'haul' consists of..........

    The mighty Mickey Mouse - won on penalties against a Championship side.....oh how the mighty have fallen. :(
     
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  3. astro

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    What part is confusing you? You haven't won a trophy for 17.75 years. In that time you have reached 1 final. You lost. That's zero trophies. In the same time Liverpool have won 12. <ok>
     
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    This is one seriously long bitch fest!!!! <laugh>

    Shall we move on to whose cock is bigger? <ok>

    <yikes>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Who gives a ****?

    It's 2013 & you're gash <ok>

    Have you ever been to Anfield, or even Liverpool for that matter?
     
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  6. astro

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    Only 963 more pages needed to catch up with the Man Utd banter thread
     
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  7. astro

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    Moyes, apparently.

    So 6 points is the difference between us being "gash" and you being "the best ever squad". And only 1 point ahead based on 2013's fixtures. Tight league. <ok>

    Lived there most of my life. Have you ever been to Europe?
     
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  8. Tobes

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    What Moyes gives a flying **** about your rapidly ageing trophy history? Sure he does......

    Our best ever squad? Not even close, it's better than yours though, & at a fraction of the cost <ok>

    Of course you have <laugh> & yeah plenty of times thanks, seeing us lift a European pot was a particular highlight though.

    Go play with your rep buddies love & leave the grown ups to chat, there's a good lad.
     
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  10. astro

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    I didn't mean he cares about our massive collection of trophies but rather the staggering lack of yours <ok>

    Being old is not the same as being "grown up" <ok>
     
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  11. astro

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    They won the European Cup Winner's Cup in 1985 <laugh>

    The competition was abolished at the end of the last millenium <ok>
     
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  13. One of the lads

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    Everton were unfortunate when it came to Europe. They walked the league in 86-87 and would have been one of the favourites for the European Cup but obviously English clubs were banned from European competition at the time.
     
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    My Foredeckdave can beat up your Swarbs/whoever the older poster is for Everton. So there. <ok>
     
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  17. Foredeckdave

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    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh you're so well informed <laugh>
     
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  18. One of the lads

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    Makes a change from "you're clearly not intelligent enough to understand". Good for you, branching out, well done.
     
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  19. Foredeckdave

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    See you're still stuck in your monotonous sarcasm though. Grow up.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Indeed

    A certain club waived Steau Bucharest flags to remind us of this fact, the year following our league victory in 85
     
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