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What Pisses You?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. hampshire Blue

    hampshire Blue Active Member

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    Football commentators and 'experts' stupid cliches.

    They've set out their stall........................They're not market traders.
    It came to his wrong foot.........................At 80grand a week practice with the other one.
    It's early doors .........................Isn't a door there all day.
    He put his body on the line......................He didn't. He got in the way of a lightweight plastic coated ball.
     
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  2. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Xsnaggle...take it easy pal, that's me you're talking about! <wah>
     
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  3. H bomb

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    <laugh>... now that made me laugh <ok>



    true....unless it's a-jar <ok>
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Got mine tomorrow they kept saying I had to book soon or get the original fine and points so booked for tomorrows date by mistake so can't get to the game tomorrow, never been to your new ground.
    If I put my foot down after the course I should be able to listen to it on the radio <whistle>
     
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  5. Quo Vadis

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    I live in Dinas Powys, and to get to where I live you have to drive over a humped back bridge - the Murch bridge. I had some guy overtake me just before the apex of the hump once - if there'd been someone crossing the road on the other side they wouldn't have stood a chance.
     
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  6. Masky

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    Red, sorry to hear that mate, but look on the bright side, you can sit, listen, learn and not lose any points to the boys in blue...as against losing three points to the boys in red!
    <cool>
     
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  7. EldonBluebird

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    Know the bridge well Quo Vadis lucky there wasnt a car coming the other way as well then. There are idiots drivers wherever you live and JH that statement is actually not far from the truth <ok>

    Bristol has an amazing amount cars without indicators working as well, my car actually failed its MOT due to mine working correctly <laugh>
     
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  8. Welshman

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    Never heard that expression before and just figured he'd missed the OFF in the thread title. They do use the phrase "I'm pissed" instead of "I'm pissed off" which pisses me off. :angry:
     
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  9. Xsnaggle

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    So if it was you, where do you come from? Wales or chicago?
     
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  10. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    There could be a Chicago in Wales. After all I've heard it said that Merthyr on a Saturday night is just like Dodge City.
     
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  11. Welshman

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    You lost me, where did Chicago come from?
     
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  12. Quo Vadis

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    Oddly enough my very first job on leaving school in 1976 was working as a photographers assistant - he was from Chicago.
     
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    Another birthday approaching and the lines on the face depeen. My time with the younger opposite sex is quickly disappearing. I need to start some kind of franchise along the lines of playboy me thinks......:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  14. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    I use the phrase 'I'm pissed', but only after a shed load of beer!
     
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  15. Spearsy

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    In shops:
    Do you want a receipt?, Do you have a Nectar card? Do you have a parking ticket?How do you want to pay?,Do you want cashback? NO.Its a ****in Kit-Kat.Just give me my change.
     
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  16. Oldsparkey

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    I agree with all of those Spearsy.

    Hmmmm.....joined in March 2011 but only your second post since then Spearsy - that avatar of Robin Friday looks very familiar too - someone else had that.......I wonder.
     
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  17. Masky

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    Sparkey, yes Robin Friday, same thing crossed my mind and I can't think who it was!
     
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  18. Masky

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    The expression "what pisses you" is not one I use, it's modern....too I modern for me. No, it was a case of being an old fart, and not checking my heading, simple! Anybody know how to correct a title folks?
     
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    What a thread of old moaners, now this pisses me!
     
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  20. bluebird_nat

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    I don't think its an age thing, i'm in my twentys and most of what you've mentioned annoys me!! A few other ones include:

    People who sit on the outside seat on a train/bus and put there bags on the inside seat. When you asked them to move they look at you as if you've gone into their house and pissed on there presents on xmas day!

    People who don't say please and thank you - its not hard!

    Kids who won't give up a seat on train/bus for old people!

    People who call the BARCLAYS premiership the ENGLISH premier league.

    English people who honestly believe England will win the world cup/ euros etc.

    I'll leave it at that i could go on all day!!
     
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