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Queen visits West Britain

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, May 17, 2011.

  1. EDGE

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    Her Britannic Majesty the Queen is visiting West Britian this week with a view to re-colonising the Island under her rule.

    Like many of Britains former colonies who demanded Independence, it only took the natives a matter of decades to **** up what us Brits gave them.

    African nations entered all sort of civil wars.

    Ireland built 6m houses even though they only have 4 million people.

    We will wlecome West Britain back into the Union, but you lot better behave or else <grr>
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

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    Sensible policies for a happier Britain. <ok>
     
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    One cannot argue with facts <ok>
     
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  4. Hash.

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    no new news there we always knew the dubs were west brits <doh> wait til friday when we give her a tour of where her black and tans were lambs to the slaughter <ok>
     
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    Irish numpties are forbidden on here.
     
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    along with aging decrepid sheep shaggers <ok>
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    EDGE = SNP supporter = supports independence for Scotland <ok>
     
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  8. EDGE

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    The Corkonians are cowards sword, you being a prime example of the mindset which besieged the natives.

    sword = internet rebel.

    When our Queen visits, show her the respect she deserves, West Britain needs to come back under the United Kingdom banner, before you lot start building MORE houses <yikes>
     
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    shots fired ...code red shots fired
     
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    <rumbled> im off to create a new brave glaswegian account <ok>
     
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    It's in times like this we as one nation are glad to have a monarchy.

    Ireland tried as hard as they could but the lack of intelligence was also going to be a factor, to be sure, to be sure.

    Welcome back Ireland. Perhaps now we can truly have a British Isles football team. Not that any micks would get selected right enough <ok>
     
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  12. EDGE

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    Bravo ER,

    Bravo <ok>
     
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  13. EDGE

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    Only if you swear allegiance to Her Britannic Majesty <ok>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    EDGE = SNP supporter = hates England and the monarchy <ok>
     
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  15. EDGE

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    EDGE = Tactical Voter = loves Britain and its citizens = welcomes West Britain back under the United Kingdom banner.
     
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    EDGE = SNP Supporter = loves Wales!
     
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  17. Hash.

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    Amhrán na bhFiann
    Seo dhibh a cháirde duan Óglaigh,
    Cathréimeach briomhar ceolmhar,
    Ár dtinte cnámh go buacach táid,
    'S an spéir go min réaltogach
    Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
    'S go tiúnmhar glé roimh thíocht do'n ló
    Fé chiúnas chaomh na hoiche ar seol:
    Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

    Curfá:

    Sinne Fianna Fáil
    A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
    buion dár slua
    Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
    Fé mhóid bheith saor.
    Sean tír ár sinsir feasta
    Ní fhagfar fé'n tiorán ná fé'n tráil
    Anocht a théam sa bhearna bhaoil,
    Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil
    Le guna screach fé lámhach na bpiléar
    Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

    Cois bánta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe,
    Ba bhuachach ár sinsir romhainn,
    Ag lámhach go tréan fé'n sár-bhrat séin
    Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
    Ba dhúchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
    Gan iompáil siar ó imirt áir,
    'S ag siúl mar iad i gcoinne námhad
    Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

    Curfá

    A bhuíon nách fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall,
    Sin breacadh lae na saoirse,
    Ta scéimhle 's scanradh i gcroíthe namhad,
    Roimh ranna laochra ár dtire.
    Ár dtinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
    Sin luisne ghlé san spéir anoir,
    'S an bíobha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
    Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

    Curfá

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    stick that up yer british holes <ok>
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Quite sir, quite.

    Everyone is welcome in Britain. Although no micks will be able to relocate here. The BBC is already full of them.

    We shall also have to review our darkie immigration policy.

    And no shirtlifters or furry cup drinkers will be allowed to adopt. It is not natural and bad.
     
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  19. EDGE

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    <applause>

    Welcome to the United Kingdom.

    No cut your hair you hippy **** <ok>
     
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