Feel The Beel

The beel on here today has been palpable no just on GC but the Rangers and Celtic boards. It's Friday everyone and all is good. We should all be happy and be kind to each other. I'm amazed sometimes at how much anger there is on here.

Come on folks, time to change.

I, myself, have just been out for a walk and it is a beautiful day. Sun shining, no wind and no rain. Splendid.

 

Sounds like my kind of day.

 

I'm in a great mood.

Kevin Webster is a tim.

Ratzinger is gonna get arrested.

A Celtic supporting meteorite has crashed in Russia.

The tims are all fighting with each other on here.

It's a lovely day.

I'm off to the match in the morning.

And I'm going to become a father.

 

It's all positive Grove.

I am positively jubilant.

 

If this is true (which it most definitely isn't), I hope it dies asap

 

That is not very nice.

I have not yet impregnated the woman, nor do I know who she is yet, but speaking with Dev I decided that I'm going to become a father.

Wish me luck for the weekend Mr Happy.

 

Credit where it's due - that's bloody hilarous and had me spitting coffe on the desk

 

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Remember ; take the pin out first Medro.

 

Good luck Meds

 

Thank you gents and although Toby was quite rude I know deep down he wants me to be happy.

Thanks Tobes. X

 

Nothing like a walk in the woods, quick look around to check nobody else is around, have a **** into open air, clean up with a handy leaf (not nettles) and continue along your way. It's only indecent exposure if somebody sees you.

Which begs the philosophical question "does one hand ****ing in the woods make any sound?"

 

I'm not sure it does but the self loathing pain will sure stick in your head after you ejaculate and realise your down on your muddy knees, trousers round the ankles, baby batter in hand.

 

Sounds like the voice of experience there!!

 

All the best washed out porn mags are always found in the woods.

 

Yeah, it's just not the same ****ing over a pc.

Razzle and Fiesta should be introduced at schools. At least there are well written gramatically correct letters and articles in these fine Journals.

 

So speaks an amateur. You are meant to lean up against a tree thus allowing your ejaculate to spill onto the floor avoiding splashing your shoes. Sort of an exagerated drunk pissing stance, you know the look, pissed up and desperate for a slash standing a bit too far away from the wall while letting forth a tide of frothy waste which then has to be stepped over as it starts running backwards towards your feet.

If you find bush-porn you can always seek out a fallen tree and sit astride it and the tree makes a handy mag stand. Remember to lay your jacket over the tree before you sit down, it avoids splinters or wood lice crawling up your hole.

 

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Whit have I missed? Anybody else left in the huff?

 

Me, very soon.

 

No change there then. Anybody else?