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Car Horn Contest

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Thomas The Cat, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    This morning driving to work I had a stand off in a narrow street with a ****ing bint, this then developed into a hron contest after I started to rage.

    My horn I discovered is ****, Its embarrassing having a ****e horn in a road rage situation so I urge everyone to be aware of this when buying your next car.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I had the horn the other day.
     
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  3. charlienicholasismydad

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    Watching kids tv again GR??
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for the tip! <ok>
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Best aphrodisiac there is! (presenters by the way, not the kids, I'm not a Savile/LeVelle!
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    How was the situation resolved? Did the AA and RAC turn up?
     
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  7. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    No the bint finally relised that she should never have started driving up the steep mother ****ing hill while there was a car already most of the way down and stopped to let some guy reverse park.

    She was a ****ing cow and I wish I had shot her in the face 3 times and once in the upper body.
     
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  8. charlienicholasismydad

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    Hopefully you will wake up tomorrow with no legs and in a police cell so that the similarity continues <ok>
     
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  9. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Are you Asian disent from south London ( Tooting ) :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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