Personally, I'd like to rid the world of Luis Suarez. Every time I see his ugly goofy face I have an urge to reach for the nearest cricket bat at bray the **** into a senseless stupor. please log in to view this image
Suarez is very good player but a stereotypical greasy Latino horrible spoilt brat diving prick, however his footballing abilities gives him a reason to be on my Telly.... Noel Edmunds on the other hand is a disgusting creepy **** hair having smug con artist of the worst kind.... I would like to get a massive rat and put it under a metal bowl ,strap it to the face of Noel then wrap lots of masking tape around it so the only way the rat can escape is by eating his way through his flesh...... I would have that annoying old fashioned phone ring noise on a constant loop so it angers the rat further ...... Not that I have put any thought into this
Russell Brand! Thinks its ok to humiliate Manuel whilst on the radio but goes into a strop when Graham Norton quizes him about Katy Perry on the goggle box! Talentless foppish twat!!!!
The world is a better place for the existence of piss-taking diving ego-maniacs like Suarez. And killing people's not really an acceptable form of conflict resolution these days, but I don't think I'd ever get tired of kicking Michael Gove in the face.
All those who glorify the phrases 'ethnic melting pot', 'multi-cultural enrichment' and 'Mo Farah, the British runner'. They should be stuffed in kegs full of broken glass and **** and then rolled down a ****-off big hill.
Susan Boyle/Paul Potts They are basically the same - fat, ugly ****ers who people saw 'holding a tune' on the telly and bought their cd... making Simon Cowell even richer. Actually, Simon Cowell can go too The ****s.
Whilst I don't disagree entirely, should your ire not be directed at said people who bought their CDs rather than the individuals who graspeda life changing opportunity with both hands? I dream of being allowed to run wild in a recod or book shop with machine gun attacking anyone who buys the rubbish you mentoned or Harry potter, Dan Brown, John grisham books....
Jamie Oliver. No contest. He was a bottle washer in a pub in Hammersmith when a couple of BBC execs were out for lunch said they liked the the pickle on their Ploughmans (maybe) and the chirpy fake cockney/chef got given a shot at fame and fortune. Talentless know nothing ****er deserves to be given death by a thousand cuts (using one of his Jamie's Kitchen knives) then thrown in a vat of Jamie Oliver sea salt and drowned in a mixture of Jamie Oliver balsamic vinegar, spit from his lisps and piss. He should then be interred in a large bottle of Jamie Oliver olive oil with a few chopped chilli peppers for added flavour then dropped into an industrial furnace so that no trace of him exists. All products to be removed from general sale, his restaurants closed, all 'cook' books (he wrote none of them by the way) removed from shelves, his name removed from all sources of reference, his name struck from his kids' birth certificates and his wife sent round to mine for a spot of dinner, bottle of wine and pumping.
