Greetings Earthlings

My name is Drew and I am 46 years old and am bisexual.

I think it's time we all grew up on here and introduced ourselves to one another and be truthful.

Much like Russ and Shaun. They were very brave to out themselves and run the risk of ridicule.

Who's next to come clean?

 

Can you not insist the guys put more detail into their posts, height, eye colour, build, length, girth..stuff like that?

 

Hi. My name is Randy and I am an alcoholic.

 

I can't tell you my name. I'm hiding from my parents with my 47 year old arab boyfriend just outside a small town in Morocco.

 

That's ok Lord Beer. Anonymity is granted.

 

Ok Tina. I am 6ft 2" tall, slim, black hair, brown eyes.

Fully extended my penis is 8" long and 2" thick.

Do you have big tits and a hairy bush like a burst sofa honey? Awaiting your arousal.

 

My name is Haywood Jabummi. I'm 64 years old and work as a booth hygienist in a jack-in-the-box cinema.

My hobbies are knitting and cake decorating.

Favourite TV show: Hetty Wainthropp Investigates

Qualifications/Certificates: Cycling Proficiency test; 25m breaststroke completion certificate (Butlins 1968)

 

I imagine you to look like big Samaras for some reason.

 

Fixed for you!

 

Well I've got the five day growth right enough. All the better for tickling your inner thighs

 

i am Kim Jong Il , 63 years old, 5ft5, a bit flabby but supreme leader of on of the worlds largest armies so that makes up slightly for my 2inch cock

 

I'm telling your mum and dad.

Is that the Beers that live in Bognor Regis?

 

I couldn't possibly confirm or deny.