Welbeck or lukaku

Head or wrist?

 

More of a tit man math?

 

i like women tits.

 

so do I matt. love a good pair of knockers. we need a new thread. can you do the honours? kick off with that girl out of Corrie, Michelle Keegan. her face isn't all that and she has comedy big ears but her body, and in particular her tits, are flipping fantastic.

 

Big ones? Ones that point to the sky? Or pendulous glands that you could suffocate in?

 

Good of you to clarify that so we don't assume you like other types of tits. Blue tits, for example.

 

she's a City fan.

 

big i prefer, don't like small.

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that has no impact on the quality of her tits.

 

really? **** that then, she's repulsive in that case.

 

So what.. Cheryl cole is a Newcastle fan.. I'd still like to string her up by her nipples and sing some Barry manilow numbers to her.

 

just saying, Cheryl Cole, now we're talking, fit as ****, , ****ing hell, god knows where this thread will go next.

 

Cheryl or Welbeck?

 

Cheryl Cole, now let's get back to football talk.

 

Michelle Keegan or Kevin Keegan?

 

What Barry manilow numbers would you sing to her?? Where would you take her for dinner?? Banana and peanut butter sandwiches???

 

the first 1 of course, seriously now, let's get back on topic.

 

Kev has a better perm..

 

Lukaku's phallus

 

.... on men?