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Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend dead

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Feb 14, 2013
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he's ****ed, doesn't have a leg to stand on...

    that was ****e
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 14, 2013
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    No need to shoot her, he could've just given her the boot.

    <sorry>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    With a name like Pistorious he was always bound to be legless.
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    All the pun jokes are taken <grr> I'm pist at this
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet when that gun went off the ****er just kept running and running and running.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Police looking for a motive are stumped
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 14, 2013
  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    She only asked him to shoot his load over her.

    The bold Oscar got carried away and took it a bit too far.

    EDIT - I'm too classy for the obvious leg jokes.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Apparently he's crippled by guilt.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bet the bint deserved her Oscar.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Here's some useful advice.....On your marks....Get Set....Ready.........D U C K
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I think she went on the B of the BANG!
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Turns out Pistorius shot her in the head and the upper arm.

    "Head, shoulders, knees (no toes) knees (no toes)"
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    That's the last time anyone will buy him socks for Valentine's day!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 14, 2013
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It smells like bullshit...

    She was sneaking in to give him a Valentines day surprise at 5am <doh>
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I think she's got dressed up like the man from the Milk Tray adds, went a bit too far and blacked up her face and Oscar thought she was a burglar.

    Either that or he shot her twice at point blank range and has been charged by the SA police with murder.

    Take your pick.
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are gorgeous
    Don't try and surprise
    Oscar Pistorius
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    .<laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 14, 2013
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    Apparently he crept up behind her and she never heard him coming 'Silence of the limbs'
     
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    Besides it wasn't all his fault as he did say she wanted taking out on Valentines day.
     
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