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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Cristiano Ronaldo lines 'em up from a free-kick, it's like an arcade game. He fires in his effort which hits Robin van Persie in the groin and then the face, double bubble, before he smashes his left-footed rebound just wide from 25 yards.

    That man can strike a ball.

    Then a minute later he scores.
     
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  2. Pulp

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    anyone have a good stream for tonight? Mine keeps dropping out.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    <rofl><laugh>.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    You need to buy some boxer shorts lad, this is a family forum!
     
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  5. Pulp

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    you say that, but I find boxer shorts bunch up when I'm trying to get into my Lederhosen
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Fair enough, but if you go without boxers then make sure you use talcum powder! <ok>
     
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  7. Pulp

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    is this the voice of chaffed experience?
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    SUBSTITUTION - Real Madrid 1-1 Man Utd

    Shinji Kagawa comes off for Manchester United after a fairly anonymous performance. Some green youngster is on in his place - Bryan Griggs?

    On no - it's Ryan Giggs. On for his 150th European appearance for Manchester United. An outstanding effort, and he is applauded on by the Madridistas.
     
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  9. Santiago Munez

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    Danny Welbeck looks like he's come straight out of an episode of Fresh Prince of Bellair
     
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  10. Santiago Munez

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    Also he runs like a spider
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    With Obi, it'll be the voice of chapped experience.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    By the way, wasn't it Ronaldo that got hit in the face by a flying football boot when AF lost his rag in the dressing room one day?
     
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  13. Darth Gogledd

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    Soo irritated...

    I was watching the footy with a group of mates. I wanted to watch the Dortmund Shakhtar game, but got shouted down. Apparently it was an absolute cracker
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Should have shown them who was boss.
     
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  15. Darth Gogledd

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    I continuously annoyed them by saying things like "Gotze would have scored that" and "Srna wouldn't have missed that pass"
     
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    Seems everyone is singing the praises of De Gea today, Gary Neville absolutely slaughtered him after the match against Spurs, he did play well last night, but I still feel the wagons are circling to protect him.
     
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  17. Santiago Munez

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    He still flapped a few corners though.
     
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  18. Manobear

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    Beckham. <ok>
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    That's right, knew one of the pretty boys got hurt.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Arsenal getting gubbed.
    I heard they will have £50m this summer to spend.
    I suspect they will come knocking at our door.
     
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