I hope Mrs Uber is thrilled with the Black & Decker Workmate she's gonna unwrap tomorrow. She was certainly delighted with the car care kit last year, if the tears were anything to go by...
I don't think Mrs Staines is too impressed that i've been signed up for double overtime tommorow........Well if she wants the expensive, all inclusive caribbean holiday in August how else am i gonna pay for it ????
Got the old man a nice bottle of claret and a card with a "bunny rabbit" on it....and I also explained the joke about Peter Odenwinghe and the Pope to him AGAIN!
Is QL really that thick? I didn't have him down as a claret kinda bloke either. As for the bunny rabbit thing, I think he mentioned that he's got you something similar.
Money making racket is Valentine's Day. Got the future Mrs SBR a card with a pussy on and dine in for 2 from M&S. She also supports Manure!