I forgot that every packet of Fruit Gums would have at LEAST 4 green ones in it too or Dougie wouldn't be happy.
just reminded me i need to get young douglas on something actually. i've been troubled by the lack of red one representation in packets of skittles recently.
make sure your email makes it seem like its a huge injustice and you are outraged that there could be such discrimination against a particular group based on colour, a reference to the deep south of america would fit well here, Make them think you are either at the piss take or insane. like i tried to do with my fruit gum emails, accusing them of bigotry against catholics by having more orange fruit gums than green ones post the email on here once you have written it.
Haud the ****in bus here, does this mean every one of us will finish early on a Friday, **** that, whit's in if fur me
