The office I sit in has a window and every **** wandering by looks in here like it's a ****ing human zoo. I'm one step away from installing a trye swing and chucking my **** on the walls just so they'll actually have something to look at other than me typing pish on here The point is; this annoys me so ****ing much. What petty or pedantic ****e annoys you more than it should?
i'm not going to get in full flow as we've been here before. but my biggest, most rage inducing hate that next fails to leave me imagining thrusting a knife through the nape of the neck and up through the eye socket is when people get of an escalator and just stop walking. I'M BEHIND YOU YOU ****ING ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its quite annoying when you're in Asda or wherever doing a bit of shopping and when you're at the till they will sometimes ask "do you want some bags?" WHIT???? Naw cos i was just planning on carrying it all on my ****ing head ya daft boot, of course i want some ****ing bags. Some even have the brass neck to charge you for them, cheeky bastards
Also its annoying when you get on a busy bus and some fat ****s think they can take up two seats and when you go to sit down they actually give you a look as if you're in the wrong for sitting down next to them and taking away their second seat, i just stare right back at the arsehole and when he wants out just kid on you dont see him and make him miss his stop. Keeping on the bus theme, easily just as annoying is when the guy on his mobile down the front thinks we all want to hear his conversation so feels like he needs to shout so everyone up the back can definitely hear what hes saying. Since im on the subject of buses, its not really about being annoyed but does anyone else feel a bit uneasy if a 'non-white' gets on the bus with a backpack? I ****ing **** myself and pray to allah that i make it home
Even worse are the ****s who stop still on the flat esculators in airports - YOU ARE GOING SLOWER THAN WALKING, out of my way you fat belt driven ****.
on the theme of airports, ****s that place their hand firmly on the middle arm rest between our two seets on the plane, **** off you who said you could have it?
I hate it when some bastard puts a knife in the part of the cutlery drawer that is for the forks , I have to put it in the right place and wash my hands for thirty seven minutes exactly before the anxiety goes away.
that ****ing advert for that ****ing soap dispenser please log in to view this image Dont touch the germy soap pump! it's like ****ing an aids riddled leper! if you dont buy this it makes you a bad mother! why do you want the germs to murder your children?! SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'VE TOUCHED A SOAP PUMP IT MEANS YOU'RE ABOUT 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM WASHING YOUR ****ING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the human race is going to go extinct because we'll end up with no immune systems because we bleach every work surface we come into contact with. its ****ing ridiculous. every time that advert comes on i can hardly breathe i reckon i'm about 2 years away from killing hookers on a regular basis
When you show your weely bus pass to teh bus driver and he insist you coem back an hold it up right up against the glass (or wnats to look at it). I throw it to them ...
the Mrs mum bought one of these, ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã8 for ****ing soap. she actuallly brought it through to show me because she thought it was really clever. then a few days later we were watching tv in the same room as her mum and that advert came on and i went in to full rant mode and ranted about it for a good 2 minutes until i got a dig in the ribs and the reminded that she is in fact stupid enough to believe germs are evil. I used to live on a farm and would regularly play knee deep in ****e. I am one of the healthiest people i know, i havent been sick (apart from swine flu for 5 years)
Voiceover for adverts where the actor talks about "we" as if they are actually a full time employee of the company!
When the stupid wee lassie in the pub puts your glass on the drip tray them pours your pint ans it full of big **** off bubbles. Its a ****ing bar job and you still **** it up.
