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Pope to retire!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Just a question if El Papa resigns does that mean he's a non-runner in the Dead Pool sweep?

    Paddy Powers has Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson as the fave to succeed but according to some Christian Brother,Malachy (I think) if a black becomes El Papa then it's the end of the world <yikes> but then again he could have been a rascist and it was just a figure of speech!
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    My money is still on Gazza. He's ****ed.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    The next pope will be Oprah <ok>

    ...and it won't be the end of the world - just the end of any of her farts ever making a sound.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Front Runner

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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Is ian paisley in with a shout ?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    When a Whyte became the Anti-Pope...look what happened
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Pope Benedict new favourite for the Chelsea job!
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Bigoted, hates gays, anti-abortion, covered up child abuse (apparently).

    He certainly ticks all the right boxes.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    "@BBCSporf: BREAKING: Peter Odemwingie has been spotted sitting in The Vatican car park, demanding to be let in. More to follow. #Pope"
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Has Oprah ruled herself out yet?
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Unbelievable, there is actually a more pretentious bastard in the world than ST! <yikes>

    Check out some of the 'mega-guff' in that statement! <laugh>

    Religion is dead. <ok>
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    She got a confession out of Lance Armstrong...sign her up
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Now I dont want to put two and two together etc..but its rumoured the blessed martin o`neill has resigned from sunderland....
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Good of you to own up.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Oops. double post hell.
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    Yeah, and my Uncle is tougher than yours... :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough, your uncle is a child molester.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Lube up then...duh
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    ST's impotent rage hell...

    <pettypretentiouschild>
     
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  20. Go G YellowScreen

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    Talk of unusual swell of waist
    In maid of honor loosely laced.
     
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