My grandson came out with this one last night: What did they call Beethoven when he died A decomposer Schoolboy humour eh
If you thought it was bad enough Tesco selling horse meat burgers, McDonalds in Beijing were caught selling quarter Panda's!
Moyes rumoured as the next Chelsea manager, will he fit in better than Rafa? please log in to view this image
Wasn't sure where to put this but decided to post it here as he's the joker of the team, and my fav player http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vk7XynCeA6I
My mate just sent me this: Findus to be Spurs new sponsor next season: spokesman said it was an easy decision seeing how they are complete pony and always have been.
Q. Two Chelsea fans Paul and Danny jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?. A. Who gives a ****!
A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
AVB told Gareth Bale to "play where he wanted". Arsene Wenger tried the same thing with Robin van Persie. He chose... Manchester United.
