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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I ****ed about in mine. When I first went to secondary school aged 11 they had me down as a potential Oxbridge student. <laugh>

    How times change, LMAO.

    As long as you're happy doing your thing and you can afford life's simple pleasures, a piece of paper with letters that come earlier in the alphabet than those on somebody else's means nothing.
     
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    AQA board? I had it today aswell along with French listening.
     
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  3. Darth Gogledd

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    He threatened the examiner with a toy gun.

    Oops, wrong one...
     
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  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    oh yeah and a note to everyone taking exams:

    Do NOT swear at the end of your exam paper, my college almost chucked me out because of it in my January exam!
     
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    Speaking of English, my favourite story is I was asked to resit an A last year and couldnt be arsed (was never going to get an A*), so wrote about the upcoming world cup and how **** Heskey is and got a D!
     
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  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, 15 minutes and already 46 posts.
     
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    haha smudger didn't you say you wrote something about heskey being **** in an english exam?! <laugh>

    edit: :) so I was right
     
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  8. Erik

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    You obviously rate him more highly than they do.
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    It's as if Tash wrote it.. <whistle>
     
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  10. in carr we trust

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    you deserve rep i wrote about the world cup last year as well only thing i could think of. maybe they marked you down because england were crap.
     
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  11. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    If it was a Tash article most of them would have been his.
     
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  12. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Or he was unlucky enough to get one of Heskey's relatives, anyone else would have agreed with him.
     
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  13. Darth Gogledd

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    Maybe he didn't use strong enough vocabulary to describe how useless he is.
     
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    Think I tried to avoid swearing, but my thoughts on him were made clear.

    I wrote some bullshit about how they could technically mark me for good grammar, structure and spelling then drew some pictures.
     
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    Dean Windass made an appearance on my English Lit paper. Probably why I got a C instead of the predicted A. :(
     
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    did you end up with a d or keep your a.
     
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  17. Darth Gogledd

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    My mate drew some rather grotesque, rude pictures on his exam paper and got an A*.

    (It was an art paper, and art exam markers seem to be perverts...)
     
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    We had to write about heroes and inspirational people on our english language gcse paper, so a mate wrote about danny rose and his goal against arsenal haha
     
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    I knew I'd be able to keep the A, wouldnt have the balls to do that otherwise <laugh>
     
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    Had English media/argue essay this morning, French this afternoon. Both went ok I think, then got RE tomorrow afternoon followed by another english paper on wednesday with bio and french readin on thursday. Then another 9 til end of June :(
    Good luck everyone.
     
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