The Official Everton & Liverpool Banter Thread!

I'm more like a dog with two dicks

(and a paw full of sandpaper ).

 

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Does that then prove Laudrup is the better manager as he's only been in the Prem for half a season?

 

better manager than who, what's he done?

 

I don't think anyone can honestly believe Brendan Rodgers is a better manager than Moyes at the moment. Apart from people who quote this trolling that is.

 

wum.

 

LoL Anyone who tells the Kopites the truth Is a wum

 

Wum.

 

Stop wumming the WUMS page

 

We should refer to Blue Wums as Bums.

 

A lot nicer than what we refer to your lot as

 

Jeez the things that go on in the Everton dressing room.

[h=1]Bacardi, cocaine and short skirts: Andy Van Der Meyde tried to stop Royston Drenthe joining Everton because of 'temptations'[/h]
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/andy-van-der-meyde-tried-1593638

 

Come on mate we all know they don't do coke in the dressing room They do it in the trophy room, not gonna get caught by anyone in there eh.

 

It's them wearing short skirts that sickens me though.

 

'Liverpool has too many temptations for guys like us. Before you know it you will be dragged into the nightclubs' said Dutchman'

You wouldn't think they were from the Netherlands would you?

 

Stop trying to change the subject, and fasten your skirt.

 

Yeah Gollum must have left his kilts lying around.

 

Then you really don't understand Dutch culture.

 

Is that yet another subject you're the world authority on? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you spend a lot of time in Amsterdam.

 

As usual you open your mouth without engaging your brain. Yes I have visited Holland quite a few times over the year. Yes I have worked with a number of Dutch people. Yes I do have a number of very good Dutch friends. So, yes I do have some slight insight into Dutch culture - well at least a little more than shogs on this occassion. Tarra