1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Scotlands Shame

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Benvenuto Cellini, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    16,416
    Likes Received:
    356
    You left the middle bit out?

    Wasn't it Master of Glesga that posted that?
     
    #61
  2. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2010
    Messages:
    2,346
    Likes Received:
    40
    There's the slot, put your ticket in, the barriers open, walk through.

    It's not ****ing hard is it? The spastics that look at the barrier waiting for their ticket to come back out are the worst.
     
    #62
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Broken-farter-jizz-depository
     
    #63
  4. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Christ you know how to get the Starkey rant mode activated. People who go to cash points, spend 2 minutes having to take their purse / wallet out of their bag use the card toget cash, order a chequebook, get a balance, get a printed mini balance and book seats for Gloria Gaynor's next concert and then repeat the entire process with 2 additional cards <steam>
     
    #64
  5. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2010
    Messages:
    2,346
    Likes Received:
    40
    It's always women though.
     
    #65
  6. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2010
    Messages:
    2,346
    Likes Received:
    40
    Gloria Gaynor <laugh>
     
    #66
  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    Like Gloria you will survive though Dan.
     
    #67
  8. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    The problem with typing random stuff mid rant its it somtimes looks gay, ******ed or both. I refer the jury to exhibit A <doh>
     
    #68
  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    This is true.
     
    #69
  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    Says the guy that went to see Spandau Ballet, Madonna and Big Fun.
     
    #70

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,700
    Likes Received:
    18,432
    Nobody seems to be worried about the effect Tesco burgers and Findus lasagne are having on the glue industry. No wonder glue is so expensive these days. Costs a ****in fortune to get high.
     
    #71
  12. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2010
    Messages:
    2,346
    Likes Received:
    40
    PM me, I'll sort you out
     
    #72
  13. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    I keep forgetting that I'm only meant to be Tabitha at weekends <whistle>
     
    #73
  14. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2012
    Messages:
    44,663
    Likes Received:
    59,814
    .
     
    #74
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2021
  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    16,416
    Likes Received:
    356
    Another account bibby.

    Tut tut.
     
    #75
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    methadone-for-blood-vagina-fearer
     
    #76
  17. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    People who go on holiday in August and spend all their time moaning about kids on aeroplanes. That's another one that does my nut in. Either go somewhere where there's going to be no kids; go at another time of the year; get yourself a job where you can go at another time of the year or just stop bloody moaning about it. You may as well visit soemone in hospital and moan about seeing loads of sick people
     
    #77

Share This Page