I might need to take a break from the forum, I've recently found myself embroiled in a number of legal battles which are taking up a lot of my time. If anyone has any issue with that, I welcome your litigation.
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I was once married to a lass called Sue (or runaround Sue) Early on, we used to sue everyday (sometimes a few times a day). We got married the sueing eventually petered out. i then sued her under the marital law 'I'm not getting enuff'. The bitch sued me for being too demanding. The bitch won and took the house. We had a dog, who had to decide who he wanted to live with. He chose me even though my wife was a bitch (Strange decision). I later found out that he never got enuff from her too. i later got with another bitch (who had a bitch poodle) and me and the dog lived happily ever after. That was until I discovered the bitch was getting extra cream from Ernie the milkman. Anyway, I'm sueing everyone on here who mentioned Sue (or sueing) on the grounds of distress caused through flashbacks. The dog and me went onto happier times.
I'm going to sue everyone on here because nobody is going to sue me. This makes me feel left out of the group and is causing me some serious mental and emotional concerns. So would everyone on here please consider themselves sued under the ''groupism'' act!!
Or the Beech Tree in Kirk Ella. As soon as it hits 5pm, all the men who don't want to be felt up by "arrrr Sharon" and her gaggle of inane middle aged luddites (who wear so much make up you'd think they were the leading role in the Rocky Horror Show) promptly do one. The place needs leveling to the ground.
I'm going to sue Leeds utd for repeatedly trying to pass themselves off as a big club,despite much evidence to the contrary. Oh and you lot for a multitude of reasons.
I just sent you rep for your birthday Zid ! Iv'e never encountered such an ungrateful bastard in my life.
You're old enough to watch porn now. Congrats chap (I recommend a bit of lube around your foreskin, get get a bit sore after awhile)
Been in there? I used to live opposite, I've was rarely out of there(though it was a bit different back then). I've just been for lunch at the East Riding Rooms, or MILF City as it's affectionately known.
