Alex Ferguson has given a frank and heated interview today over allegations that Manchester United are stalling over offering Howard Webb a new contract . 'Absolute nonsense' insisted a furious Sir Alex...... 'Everybody knows that Howard is seen as a valubale asset to Manchester United and Howard himself knows that we see his future with us'... A tabloid newspaper reported the faliure to agree personal terms but after this interview it seems Fergie will do anything possible to keep Webb. ... They managed to track down a club insider who gave the following statement ' Hopefully an agreement can be reached and we can all move on , i have been practicing my penalties and it would be shame if i didnt get the chance to show it in a proper match' More news to follow ... Posh
C'mon Posh give us some more news.. At least something a tad more original.. Well written piece though. Not the usual poor grammar we have to endure.
We cant be seen to just close a wind up thread like our scouse neighbours do... They should be given the treatment. The OP is a decent Bertie too as I recall from the old 606. I'm just really hoping he opens this thread while at work and see's the swollen testicles.
