I'm glad you asked this ER. I happen to think that they're for posters, such as myself, who are looking to cause a bit of light hearted mischief. You know me, I'm a bit of a joker, bit of a court jester if you will, who thrives on forums such as this one by bringing humour to the fore. I'm not voting on your poll for that reason, unless you amend it to include this option. That's not to say I don't feel your question is worthy of a vote. Thought provoking, very thought provoking indeed. Have 5 stars.
And we turn you to the side so we dont see the space left by your missing digit ... gie anyone the boak that wid!
I wish ye's had let me put the finger stump up to my nose so it looks like I've inserted a whole finger. Always gets a laff that does.