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Lawro's weekly bollocks

Discussion in 'Fulham' started by Bidley, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. Cravingawin

    Cravingawin Well-Known Member

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    We are due a result but West Ham seem to hold a jinx over us. i want a win just to calm my nerves!
     
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  2. FFC_Madness

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    Indeed, can't remember myself being in such state since the Sanchez season... where I was counting the beans every day!
     
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  3. FFC_Madness

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    FFC_Madness Well-Known Member

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    What happened to his predictions? He is taking time to understand who went where before writing bullocks again...
     
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  5. Cottager58

    Cottager58 Well-Known Member

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    That Clucker, George is getting as predictable as the 'Bollock' - DRAW


    [video=youtube;T9D3dTVJyr4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9D3dTVJyr4&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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  6. Bidley

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    Probably one of Lawro's better efforts, as in, he actually comments on our team and not just Berbatov.
     
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  7. Bidley

    Bidley Well-Known Member

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    Ah, Lawro says something reasonable, and the BBC simply must have somebody who talks nonsense every week, so Garth Crooks brings you this week's total bollocks:

    Well done Garth, you massive ****. Only because Berbatov is the only Fulham player you've heard of!
     
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  8. Bandit

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    Paul Merson said exactly the same thing. 'No Berbatov, no chance'
     
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  9. Bidley

    Bidley Well-Known Member

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    He's a **** as well! :D

    In any case, Van Persie is on the pitch, so if the score stays like this, what's United's excuse? Fergie will probably blame the floodlights <laugh>
     
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  10. Bidley

    Bidley Well-Known Member

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    This week sees a return to form from Lawro.

    Brilliant, despite being unlucky to lose to Man Utd last weekend, and Norwich apparently being poor, we'll lose because we're away from home. Mind you, I'm more worried when he tips us to win. And no mention of our only player, Berbatov.

    And why exempt Newcastle from the relegation battle? I can think of a few reasons but Lawro, as per, doesn't offer any! Well if you say so Lawro.
     
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  11. Busy Being Headhunted

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    without Berbatov forget it <whistle>
     
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  12. Cottager58

    Cottager58 Well-Known Member

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    The logic of a bird-brain. Talking of which, the top Clucking predictor, Mark Squarkzer, agrees that it will be a Norwich win -


    [video=youtube;MYgbt8iViJk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYgbt8iViJk&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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  13. FFC_Madness

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    To the slaughter house... More laughable is his prediction that QPR will win away at Swansea! It's even worse there is not a single sentence about Swansea!
     
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  14. Cravingawin

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    Bidders, we are Berbatov FC now, didn't you know!
     
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  15. Cottager58

    Cottager58 Well-Known Member

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    I know stats beforehand are irrelevant on the day, and the result will obviously depend on which Fulham turns up on Saturday, but ...


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    if you go by the form book, we really should come away with something.
     
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  16. Cottager58

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    Just had a look at the 'Bollock's' other predictions this week. This one for Aston Villa v West Ham is classic -


    Aston Villa came so close to beating Everton in their last game, leading 3-1 at Goodison Park but drawing 3-3.

    I am sure Villa boss Paul Lambert would have taken a point before the game but they should not settle for that and, despite it being a good result in many ways, it again illustrates just how easy it is to score against Villa.


    Prediction?? Villa 1 West Ham 0
     
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  17. Bidley

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    Haha, brilliant! The guy is a moron!
     
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  18. Fulhaman

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    Having tipped QPR for their 13th win of the season this week and watching them again sink without trace you would think, bearing in mind they have only won two games all season, that he might consider tipping them to draw or lose slightly more often than he does.
     
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  19. Surlyc

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    According to Lawrenson's predictions, QPR would be joint sixth with Spurs rather than 31 points behind them.
     
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  20. Bidley

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    Only two correct results so far!
     
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