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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Zingy, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Once may just have been a mistake. Twice means she got a definite sense of satisfaction from the first time <ok>

    My missus has digestive issues, so whilst she never announces it I get plenty of cryptic references. Stuff like "Gotta go, the suppository's working!" or "Sorry, I need to go now or I may miss the moment". Keeps me informed, but preserves some of the mystique...
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    Two different pregnancies but I suspect you're right all the same<ok>

    Preserves mystique. Like this? One of your kinky turen ons, blue chicks, knock one out to avatar yet? <laugh>
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  3. Hudson88

    Hudson88 New Member

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    Its not fair to go for any **** in front of anyone.I m single.But don't know its happen in married life.if this happen than i am happy in being single.....
     
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  4. You've not lived <doh>
     
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  5. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Goods times.

    I like her to tell me before she curls it out on my chest so I can take the necessary steps to stop my chest hair getting matted up with terd <ok>
     
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  6. Recycled sand paper...?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What? You don't like **** sex? You'll be telling us you don't like watersports next <yikes>
     
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  8. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    This is our 20th year together.

    We farted in each others presence on our second date and both made the comment, "right, that's that particular piece of ice broken"

    But we've always shat on our own with the bathroom door closed.

    Some lines you don't cross................
     
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  9. gendrosjack

    gendrosjack New Member

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    She ****s in front of me but I never **** in front of her. Selfish i know, but i keep those good long **** moments all to myself.
     
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  10. Cantbearsedwithnot606now

    Cantbearsedwithnot606now Active Member

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    I don't mind seeing my missus snip a length off the dirty spine on the lavvy, wouldnt like to see her wiping her arse though. I keep the door locked when im having a ****
    A man is at his most vulnerable when he is wiping his arse.
     
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  11. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Married? i'm far too clever to fall for that ****.
     
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  12. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is your dislike for women as strong as your dislike for Rodgers? <ok>





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