Brilliant! But unfortunately that post offends me as my friend at works', friends' brother, has a girlfriend with curly hair and so I find that slightly hairist. I have no choice but to take legal action against you, for the sheer abuse towards those with curly hair. You may sue me back, but I will just re-sue again. Please take back your previous comments. Thanks.
Pshh. As Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen will be on my side as a defendants I will clearly win this case. I suppose to be nice we can have the case at Lake Tahoe since you dont appreciate warm weather.
As a result of ongoing legal action against about 70% of this board, I am unable to retract my comments. Accordingly, you will be sued in the highest court in the land for accusing me of 'hairism', a prejudice I cannot condone and one that causes severe damage to my previously sterling reputation. I will see you in Court!
As you have implied I am discriminatory towards warm weather, I shall have to sue you and your friends Lindsay and Charlie who, I am sure, were sniggering when you said it. I'm sure you appreciate it is the only way.
I appreciate it. As an American though I do not respect your right to sue me or proceed with any of that ICC nonsense but as an American I will just have to force you to recognize my right to sue you. So there.
I might have to stop suing everyone for a while, as I need to go to work... But I will be back! Using the legal system to enforce good! Watch it!!!!
After reading this thread I'm going to sue Carol Vorderman in the Court of Appeal. Its not fair that I find her attractive but she ignores me when I follow her around.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take action to get you sectioned, anyone who finds Carol Vorderman attractive should not be freely roaming the streets. In fact you've reminded me, I going to sue ITV for producing Loose Women, a bunch of screeching tarts waffling drivel is not entertainment.
Whilst we're at it, I think I'm going to sue David Attenborough for his unique voice and tendency to terrorise animals in various different places of the World.
I was intending to sue Johnny Cash for recording "A Boy Named Sue" but, unfortunately, that old Man In Black is dead.....
I had to name someone who wouldn't sue me for saying that I found her attractive and I could follow just so she could get in the news.
**** it, I'm going to sue myself for bringing the board into disrepute. I really I hope I win and bankrupt myself. That'll learn me. Argumentative gob ****e.
