Suarez & shola shock swap !!!!!

Heard today that the newcastle board will aim to land the hole left by demba ba by signing luis Suarez.

The only headache that might happen is that long ball merchant Brendan Rodgers wants our crown jewel shola "one touch" ameobi going the other way.

I spokesman at st James today confirmed that a deal would be struck if Liverpool agree to pay newcastle 80m plus Suarez for the toons crowd favourite.

The deal is expected to be done in the coming months but fat mike believes it to be best if he leaves
The country to hide from the fans fury if and when the deal


This idea is nearly as daft as the Liverfool fans thinking a straight swap for hba for Mandy would interest us

 

Hahaha fair play. Not quite the same but I get your drift.

 

Made me chuckle....

 

The fact is Hatem is a class player so he will get linked with clubs, however the money will have to be be big and he will want champions league football but never rule anything out in football.

How long is left on his contract?

 

This potential deal is looking more likely now that Lionel Messi has signed a new contract at Barca, ending the speculation surrounding Barca's intention to offer Messi + cash in exchange for Shola.

 

We should bring back the Noel Edmonds Swap Shop. I'd like to swap Nile Ranger for van Wolfswinkel please.

 

I'd swap Ranger for anyone's winkel, pox ridden or not.

 

Nice try Baldy, but we are NOT taking your pox ridden winkel from you - not even in exchange for getting rid of Ranger. Chancer!

 

If your appendage is covered in holes through a bad dose of the pox I thoroughly recommend a visit to an orchestra and have a chat with the lead clarinet player, he won't clear up the problem but will show you how to hold it properly when having a p*ss.

 

Dd he manage to get a decent sound out of it?