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the hangover horn

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    does anyone else get this? i'm going to have to go have a **** to get rid of this thing, it doesnt look like its going anywhere. i always get this and the more hungover i am the worse it seems to be which is a bit of a nightmare because i either end up ****ing for ages and not coming (and feeling sicker and sicker the longer it goes on) or ambushing Mrs.LR which is okay until the split second i come then i immediately want to hurl all over her.

    i feel like a bag of ****.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> I get that, **** knows why though. Having a **** is a good way to cure a hangover though as it not only gets your heartrate up, it also releases endorphins which help cure a rotten hangover. I prescribe ****ing furiously like a brain-damaged chimp until you feel better.
     
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  3. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    i shagged the mrs once purely because she said i wouldnt be capable <laugh> i spewed my mind out 30 seconds after, i was honking. i had that booze/sex sweat it was ****ing disgusting.

    still got my hole though.
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    yes . its a bastard. total no win situation.


    worse than an ice cream headache.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    I get it all the time as well. Find myself humping the missus without even noticing <laugh>

    It might be connected with my desire to take my clothes off after a night out. The last time I was out I found my clothes in the block of flats. Started at the front door with my t shirt, then trousers shoes and socks up the stairs, finally with my boxers on my bike outside the front door <yikes>
     
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  6. imagine this face people (you esp. tina) doin what LR just explained



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  7. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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  8. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <laugh>

    all slack jawed and dead eyed
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Like a Redneck stripper?
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    or a shark on heroin?
     
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  11. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <laugh>

    pretty much. i imagine i have "whores eyes" when i'm shagging hungover.
     
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