when i was 16 or 17 i was still in high school and i ****ed this burd real deep, she started gettin pure clingy and textin/phonin me (never had facebook in they days) and it was a right laugh to begin with, me and my mates would be out on the cidro and she would phone and i'd put her on loudspeaker n i'd be liek 'mon up to my bit, i'll get us a bottle of wine, light some candles and give you some good dick' and she'd be like 'i dont want candles, i dont want good dick i just want commitment' my mates would be deckin themselves at this point, anyway this carried on and it was irritatin, i text her bein serious sayin look i just pumped you im not lookin for a relationship so she texts sayin 'im sorry for what ive done and for what im about to do' so that to me meant she was gonna kill her self which didnt bother me too much but the thought of people surroundin me in the playground chanting 'murderer murderer' wasnt a nice prospect so i went up her bit pronto and went in the back door (for some reason they used their back door as their main door) and into the kitchen and she was lyin with pills scattered about, but it was a set up and her two big brothers appeared behind me with baseball bats n ****ed me up. dont really know what else to say
I think Bealey is on his way out................I fear for my friend, I really do. Does anyone live near him?
Bealey, what happened after this? Is there any update!? Did ye pump her again, like a revenge pump, or her brothers or anything like that?
Haha, how the **** did you manage to find this one? that was ****in hilarious that night 'i don't want good dick' haha
