No, ER, it's not about Sting et al, it's about the actual police. Have you ever been stopped by them or arrested? I was stopped last year in the car by them, coz I was on my mobile. Didn't get done though.
aye there was a period in my life where i would go about ****ing everythin that moved (and didnt move) n they stopped me a few times
Nae kiddin, mate. It's hard to believe I know, but in ma drunken teens I was a bit of a twat. True story.
Apart from speeding points I've not had anything to do with Police. Used to get stopped all the time when I first started driving and after being stopped for the third time in one night the last lot gave me a producer. I dutifully turned up to the station with my paperwork and asked why I'd been stopped so much and the bird behind the counter (not even a real copper) said it was because my car was a piece of **** and I looked dodgy. I have to admit my car was a banger and I would have been covered in bullet belts, biker jacket and a red mohican at the time so she wasn't far wrong. See, I know what it's like to be black, My Niggas!
I was arrested recently, they just wouldn't ****ing listen. It's SO easy to kill yourself when you're inside a zipped up holdall. Why the **** do they think I had something to do with it? ****ing security services, couldn't wipe their own arses.
used to get stopped routinely of a Friday / Saturday night and asked where I'd been and where i was going. Thankfully always kept a civil tongue in my head. Got nicked once for pissing up against a wall and spent the night in the cells. Recently I was topped right outside the pub i'd just come out of and they asked where i'd been so i started comparing the intelligence of the police force with that of ******ed giraffes and asked why they were not doing useful things like beating confessions out of innocent West Indians(I'm very retro....). I was relieved when they told me to **** off home.....
I got stopped loads of times when I was a student in London, once they made me drop a small piece of hash down a drain. Spent one night in the cells due to the trouble at the Culture Shock gig at the Fulham Greyhound. Never done nothing but some copper punched me in the face whilst bundling me into the van. Didn't hurt, ****.
