Round of applause on 8 minutes for Gazza

You really are a stupid spastic Nev. Show that to daddy tonight and he'll explain where you went wrong.

Or remove your tongue from Barrie's bumhole and ask him

 

Spend some of your money Dom, it might cheer you up

 

I must've have the cleanest anus in Not606 history with the amount of times it gets tongued.

 

He earns £60k a year basic dontcha ken.

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The first step is to recognise you have a problem.

 

I've provided a counter-argument to this Alcloholism as a "Disease" ****e, if you cannot prove me wrong then it will not be dragged out will it? No, as a counter you do a photoshop joke.

 

At the risk of sounding like a recovered alcoholic, I only drink on 3 nights a week now

Problem now is that Friday nights can't come quick enough so I can tan a bottle of plonk.

T-Minus 33 hours to red win time

 

How do you think I feel? I've no had a drink for weeks

 

We'd rather listen to medical professionals on the subject of medicine

Thank you anyway Barry McBoring

 

Overdosed on the jizz smoothies, Donny?

 

Nah, need all my strength to keep shagging your wife three times a day.

 

gosh, that's a good one.

need to keep a mental note of that retort for next time i need a new, witty but harsh put down.

my mates will think i'm so cool.

 

yer maw

 

So who are the medical professionals on here who have said or Proved it is a disease?

Is Heroin Addiction a disease? Glue Sniffing? Nail Biting? They are compulsive disorders, not diseases.

 

Shame. I was expecting one of your bland, generic, homophobic put-downs.

With your cutting, Marivaudage-inspired prose it's only a matter of time until Private Eye snap you up.

 

Speak English you AIDS ridden ***got.

 

you're heading for my ignore list old man.

 

What does spunk not count then?

 

He's about as funny as Jim Torbett.