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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by B-C, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

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    There is only one cure for that, you've got to perform the Valsalva maneuver
     
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  2. 6:41am venom? **** sake what time do u get up at?
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I get up at 5:50AM. It's a 12 hour 6AM-6PM shift on here. Same as most offshore platforms.

    Some ****s get up at 5 and go for breakfast then watch TV for a while. I get up at the last minute, skip breakfast and just eat whatever they put out during the 9AM break. Although yesterday it was half a roll with beans and cheese melted all over it. TV room smelled disgusting last night.
     
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  4. 12 hours a day **** that. 7.5 for me. a do the least amount allowed <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Everyone in the North Sea does 12 hour shifts. To be honest most folk work 14 or 15 hours out here. **** all else to do but earn some extra overtime money. Offshore guys get plenty of time off anyway. I get my two weeks off every month so I try and abuse the overtime hours to try and put my pay up by a few hundred quid if I can.
     
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  6. B-C

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    Thanks for the valuable advice, can always count on this place <ok>

    Predictably I chose to ignore it and try my own method of drinking the problem away. Didn't work.
     
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    Glad to be of help <ok>
     
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  8. VenomPD

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    B - I told you to perform the Valsalva maneuver. It's a legitimate way of unblocking your ears.......

    In fact it's just a ****y way of saying, yawn to equalise the pressure in your inner ear <laugh>
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    olive oil. i told you so dont get pissy
     
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  10. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Tried that Venom. No go. I'll try drinking again tonight because I must have done it wrong last night as I feel terrible today. LR mentioned olive oil which was an idea put forward by J-Celtic aswell.

    I'll wait until she goes and gets it <ok>
     
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    <laugh> **** off, I'm hungover.
     
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    You been taking M-Cat? It made my mate go deaf for a few hours.
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    you could just go deaf, it's not like its even a real disability
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    When I worked for BT we had to do a liability course and one of their rules were you can't call them "Deaf" it has to be "Hearing impaired"

    One boy pipes up and says "You can call them mush-mouthed spastics if you want, not like they can hear you".....

    That was his last day obviously <laugh>
     
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  15. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    PC nonsense. Soon nobody will be dead, just "living impaired".

    Rape "victims" <whistle> are now "sexually assaulted". This is not the case, they should be called the "special chosen". <ok>
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I call them "Venom's Lucky Ladies"
     
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