If you happen to bump into a woman in her 70's, stood on a table in a bar singing I Like To Be In America, tell her you know me, she'll probably buy you a drink or two. She's very generous is my mother.
You get sorted or do you want me to give my cousin a bell? He's got a tidy 7 berth on the PV, near to the swimming pool and all. He'll do mates rates if I give him the nod.
Ooh west side story like it. Long as she isn't on the table in front of me when city's on I'm easy going.
I blame myself really, little Chazzdonnay can be a bit headstrong and I gave in to her. Last year when we went to Tenerife, she wanted to follow her dream and become a dancer. So I agreed to let her stay, she wore me down. To be fair she' s fifteen and knows what she wants and as she rightly said its not like Social Services are letting her see her kids anyway!! so there was not to go home for. we've had the odd texts but she promised after 6 months she'd come back. Got a lovely call off her Xmas day but its not enough really. So we're going to bring her back.
If I was a bit upset before I'm heartbroken now. That's an awful situation you're in mate, if there's anything I can do just let me know. What sort of dancing does she do by the way?
Chaz you should be glad you wrote off a C-Max, you've done the auto world a favour. One less ford on the road, a truly **** one as well. Hopefully your insurance will let you replace it with a proper car, like a robin reliant. What's your daughters number?
