Lesbians

Loads of them in my gym these days, pumpin iron n that

They're nothing like the lesbians you see in the pornos either, they all look like dennis the menace

 

Ungodly.

Disgusting..

 

All those women who turn you down aren't lesbians ER. They're straight women who think you're **** ugly.

 

sorry Tarquin. just you stick to cock ya stupid ****in ****.

 

Can you ask one of them what the difference between a bull dyke and a diesel dyke is, Beale?

 

Surely though, the lesbians in the porno films are slightly built?

Hence you won't find them at the gym "pumpin iron n that".

You'll probably locate the 'fit' lezzers on the treadmills.

 

You couldn't even get cock ya morbidly obese *****.

 

STD beelin again as per the scriptoid.

 

What's that? Can't hear you over all the fat.

 

It's a sad fact of life that porn movies lied to us about lesbians.

 

well lose some weight then ****ter.

 

I suppose you being morbidly obese would explain all those typos.

<sausagesforfingers>

 

I'd put Milfs in there as well!

 

True. The amount of times I've left some wummins hoose after fixing their broadband withoot gettin shagged aff them

 

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