True!! Cant hire a car back from Alamo as its a late flight, office is closed till 8 am. We arrive back at 1 am. Bugger. Im beginning to think about not taking the mrs, or the kids for that matter. I think i need space to find myself..
Might get a decent price for the kids, unlikely to get much for the Mrs, but if she's blonde some of the Moors are in to Milfs. Might get enough to cover the cost of the hire car. Or get her on a pedalow, tell the insurers it was Somali Pirates who took her and they'll divvy up for her clothes and jewelry etc, say she had the camera and all your cash on her as well just to make it worth your while. Just remember you'll have to look sad for a week or two when you get back.
Oh bugger, Chazz that is a bad day. I can only echo the thoughts of "The Mullet" in saying the important thing is you are safe and well. No need mate,no need. The boys have put some very good advice your way,as they always do. None more so than Tyger above. Sell the missus Chazz ! (please pm images price ect) gigadee. Not that you should ever change your name on here,as it is LEGEND,but should you need to change your identity,(you know,if you sell the kids and that),may i suggest you go for,TIGER STIG or STIG TIGER or something like that. Ahem er...Fibble...
My mate at work slipped off the pavement in Beverley this morning, onto the road, and got ran over. And he still came in to work! Didn't stay long mind...but still. He's ok by the way.
Might try that myself in the morning,i mean they can't get all suspicious when you say youv'e been run down by a No15 bus can they ?
No he's not, he is very unwell and traumatised. Uneven, dangerous, pavement. Careless Driver. Compensation = £Millions. Soundly invested in a new striker!!! Job done.
Ha gigadee. I actually imagined you as a bit of a quagmire lookalike kemp ton. Nah I'm gonna keep her, not many can put up wi me.
For the sake of the extra 20 quid I'd go with the Zafira ya tight bastard. Oh have a nice holiday too!
Keep up clapper. I can't hire one coming home again as they shut at midnight at East Midlands. Cheers too. Bit gutted I'm gonna miss the rearranged derby game, but watChing Brighton in a bar in Tenerife will be nice
Get someone to pick you up then, or treat the missus to a holiday inn then get a car back in the morning. You always this chirpy when you're off for 2 weeks drinking and sitting on yer arse by a pool?!
Suggest, if you've got a bad back, you make her go on top mate. She always grumbles a bit at first, but she soon gets used to it. I'll miss her whilst she's away.
I'm not exactly sure as I don't know Beverley's streets particularly well. A little street off Norwood I believe, he went down it as normally he goes across Tesco carpark but it was frozen. He thought it would be safer... The fella drove off as well he said, left him there on the side of the road. Scumbag.
I've got **** all sympathy. Reighton Sands not good enough for you now eh Chazz? Big time Charlie comes on here telling all and sundry about his holiday abroad just to show off. If you'd booked in at the PV I'd have given you a lift, cos I'm like that. I can hardly drive you all the way to bastard Tenerife can I now? You reap what you sow and you're extravagant lifestyle has only gone and caught up with you. Shame on you pal, shame on you.
The only bit of advice I can offer which no one else has already is, NEVER EVER buy anything from Halfrauds, don't even look there, ****ing rip off bastards. Where abouts you going in tenerife Chazzster? And most importantly, what car have you just binned?
