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Moussa Sissoko Facts

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Sissoko knows why the chicken crossed the road...
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Because he told it to?
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    You watching the Great British Menu by any chance Gandalf?
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    No... *cough* The Time Traveler's Wife *cough*....


    Sissoko told me too... :bandit: I haven't cried so much since Sissoko gave me that look <wah><wah>
     
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  5. Howe's about that then?

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    Sissoko took over the part of Bruce Wayne in the new Batman movie but he was so good that nobody noticed
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Feb 4, 2013
  6. Howe's about that then?

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    If you could lift up China you would find the words "made by Sissoko" printed beneath it
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Feb 4, 2013
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    Venus is so far away because Sissoko kicked it.
     
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    If you could get close enough to Venus you could see Sissoko's boot marks where he'd kicked it.
     
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    Did he also kick Uranus?
     
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    No I managed to dodge him.
     
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    Sissoko invented the giraffe when he uppercut a horse!
     
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    Rumour has it that Sissoko is the only known living male on the planet who actually understands women!
     
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    We all know he's a great player and an intelligent guy, but is he that knowledgeable?
     
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    Rumour has it that Jedward used to have flat hair until they saw a picture of Sissoko
     
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    Rumour has it that Jedward couldn't sing until Sissoko came along ............................. oh, I guess some things just never change.
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Sissoko looked the Gods in the eyes and said......... get out of my way, l have work to do...
     
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  17. cronemeister

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    Sissoko can look Medusa in the eye and not be turned to stone!
     
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    Yep, ****ing head scratcher innit?
     
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    Now now then lads, let's not get too carried away...eh! Lol
     
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  20. cronemeister

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    Lol...got ya running scared has he ?

    He wrote that **** about men are from mars and women are from Uranus as well you know !

    Yes I know its Venus...I just wanted to say Uranus for ****s and giggles....and cos its funny !
     
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