The other half got treatment at the weekend and was off out with the kids yesterday giving me a free afternoon of self abuse. Always a good time to indulge in the act of Onan just after sorting the missus out because she won't be expecting it again for a while and I've still got enough left in the tanks to make it worth the effort. After a swifty watching a DVD I thought I'd have enough time later on in the day to knock another one out but although the mind (and Cheerleader porn on 'tinternet) was willing the flesh was weak. I had to torture the little bastard before he coughed up. I don't think the Little Fireman enjoyed it, hurt like **** when I went for a piss this morning. Reminded me of the good old days of my teens when I'd be a stuttering wreck by the end of the day.
One of my customers wants me to shaft her. Fair do's you may think, problem is she's in her 70s No ****ing way.
I had three in 40 minutes last night. My left hand always shakes for about two minutes after I'm done, which is weird because I always greet the old chap with my right.
