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Our boys out on the tiles last night....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 3, 2013.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Metrosexuality.

    Men need to be men again.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hey Gok :D
     
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  3. Rick O'Shea

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    The button fly thing- theres nothing worse than on a night out, at the urinals, its quite busy theres a bit of a queue building, and you are doing squats like and an accordion whilst it looks like your fiddling with yourself because of your impaired motor skills. When everythings back in place you then have to turn around and face the people who you have just performed in front of.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Thought Obi was Gok.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Do you ever get clap?
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Oops, that should be clapped.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    YES!!!

    I have to admit, and this is probably going to make me sound weird, I don't even bother doing all the buttons up, just the top and bottom ones because it effectively closes the hole to the world, but allows ease of access should I require it...

    Bathroom attendants I despise. Why are they always found in the grottiest of clubs? Still, I suppose it's mildly more worthy of a tip to maneuver a cadaver or a turd out of your way than spraying a bit of Tesco's cheapest cologne in your eyes whilst pinching your wallet...
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    No, Gok Wan is my cousin.
     
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  10. Santiago Munez

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  11. Darth Plagueis

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    Sorry. No sympathy from me, if the reports are true.
    If it is true that he acted the Bertie Big Bollocks Look at me, then he deserved everything he got.
    I hope the club throw the book at him.
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    Regardless of what he might have done, if you find him lying unconscious and bleeding, it's kind of sad and pathetic that you pull out your phone and start taking pictures.

    Only a couple of them actually gave a **** and talking about an ambulance.

    Still, I'm not surprised. The Human race is highly over rated.
     
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  14. Xisco's Travelling Circus

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    This
     
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  15. Spiderman-Mask

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    Has he been hanging out with that Ranger boy again?
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I heard he was out with Mandy!
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

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    sounds like he had it coming to him
    fighting with old men ffs
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Seems Simpson was out on the Town anyway, out for the count too.
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

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    Nothing is confirmed though, that's just a couple of witness statements.
     
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  20. 2010 tops dog

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    If Mandy was there he would have cained them
     
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