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OT Alternative Commentary SUPERBOWL FINAL(...I think it's the final)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 3, 2013.

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  1. gforgary

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    Were you at the game at the time?
     
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    Queue video montage of American fans looking their best and mightiest... All manner of -isms present in that footage, and then fittingly a behind the breast segment showing a family staring intently at the cheerleaders vast talent... Cracking pompoms love <ok>
     
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    Bring back Janet Jackson.
     
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    Great... Now I'm getting bizarre and upsetting images of the 2007 half-time "performance" <yikes>
     
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    Kick-off... 3 out of something... 21-6 (no idea how)

    Shades of Sissoko vs Cole as Coby Jones blasts past the entire 49-ers team in a 119 yard return... Selfish ***** could have at least passed it to #82
     
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    <laugh> 49-ers try the same thing, but get pummeled on the 13 yard line...
     
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    Someone mentioned him getting his pubes shaved off at the Superbowl.......
     
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    Oh no... Slightly embarrassing for the quarter back for the 49-ers as he gets sacked in front of millions... His P45 obviously hasn't deterred him from staying on the field though, oddly... I can only gather he's offering his services on a voluntary basis now. I'm rapidly reaching Tashgasm over his Willo-esque performance
     
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    A power failure at the Superbowl?
    WTF?
    An oriental betting consortium involved?
     
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    <laugh> The power's out... And the scoreboard isn't working. A nice moment for the 49-ers to cherish... They aren't used to being level on that thing.

    Looking forward to the conspiracy theories if there's a ridiculous comeback now
     
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    They Probably used the same sparky as Fulham...
     
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    Yet another pundit makes it clear that they're trying to get the game back on as quickly as possible, they just need to, and I quote, "recycle the lights"...

    While it's honourable they're so committed to saving the environment by reducing the need for halogen bulb manufacture, I feel getting the game underway might be more important at this moment in time. I've got to get up at 9am for crying out loud. So inconsiderate! #****thePandas #nobodyelsewill #noteventhePandas
     
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    A lamp probably blew and tripped the circuit breakers. It wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last.
     
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    9 am? Luxury!

    7 am for me!
     
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    I suspect it was deliberate censoring of Dr S's "live show"...
     
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    I'm giving it a few more minutes and if it's not back on I'll be heading off to bed.
     
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    I'm just messing with you, I don't have to get up at alllllll tomorrow <laugh>




    The problem for the power outage was a "blown transformer" (probable storyline for a pornographic sequel)... Obviously some really appreciative fan of heavy metal got a bit over enthusiastic... Not being able to hear the BBC's coverage was quite a nice consequence though! Glad there's somebody out there who knows less about this sport than I do
     
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    Voodoo getting the blame now.........??
     
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    Well I suppose that's one logical rung above the usual "god did it" shtick... :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    And we're back under way! I've decided the manager of the Ravens is too unnecessarily angry for me to support. The hint of purple doesn't really make-up for it.

    I'm now transferring my support. To the Refs. I don't know why but I love their kit <whistle>
     
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